The entrance anthem of WWE icon and Chief Operations Officer, Triple H (Hunter Hemsley), is a thrilling score that echoes far beyond the roaring arenas of entertainment wrestling. Time to Play the Game, performed with electrifying menace by the band Motorhead, captures the ruthless energy of a peak performer poised for combat. But its resonance now pulses through a very different kind of ring: Nigeria’s volatile political theatre, where coalitions are forming, old alliances are fracturing, and ambitions are sharpening like blades.
The song’s lyrics strike a raw nerve:
“It’s time to play the game
Time to play the game
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
It’s all about the game, and how you play it
All about control, and if you can make it
All about your debt, and if you can pay it
It’s all about pain and who’s gonna make it
I’m the game, you don’t wanna play me
I’m control, no way you can change me
I’m heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I’m the pain, no way you can take me
I’m the pain, and I know you can’t take me
Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a Cleveland thief from a smoking gun
I’m the game, and I make all the rules…”
Though the fight for power to Aso Rock is still some distance off, set for 2027 actually, the gloves are already off. Political gladiators are deftly circling the arena with daggers drawn, eyeing the throne and the levers of influence. For them, it is indeed time to play the game, of wits, of cunning, of calibrated deceit and masterful doublespeak. It is the season of sophisticated political sorcery, with Nigeria’s soul as the coveted prize, and the machinations of control-freaks on full display.
In this unfolding spectacle, coalitions are no longer mere political conveniences, they are survival tools. Patchwork alliances are stitched together by those who claim to champion change, or who are simply willing to chant whatever mantra gets them through the gates of relevance.
“It’s all about the game, and how you play it. All about control, and if you can make it,” the lyrics could well be the unofficial soundtrack of Nigeria’s 2027 pre-election chessboard.
Politics here has never been a noble sport. The terrain is greasy, treacherous, where loyalty is as fickle as the next deal, and personal ambition is the lodestar. Whatever shape the struggle takes, whether cloaked in reformist rhetoric or disguised as populist zeal, the one unyielding constant is self-interest. The masses remain, as always, spectators in a game rigged against them.
Beneath the blinding spotlight of public discourse, real power often lies with the shadow players, the kingmakers, string-pullers, and quiet tacticians. Surrounding them are the ever-noisy rabble-rousers and political mascots, shouting slogans and staging theatrics. But when the shadow players feel slighted or outmanoeuvred, they converge like vultures around a carcass, forming formidable blocs designed to recalibrate their fortunes, not the nation's. Their motivations are rarely patriotic. This is not about Nigeria. It is about staying relevant in a game where the unscrupulous flourish.
For the sake of this discourse, let’s return to Triple H’s iconic entrance theme: The Game. If it’s all about control, and who has the grit to seize it, then the question looms large: among the emerging coalitions of unlikely political bedfellows, who possesses the reach, tact, and ruthless edge to unseat President Bola Tinubu and stride into Aso Rock as Nigeria’s next numero uno?
Here is a tactically shrewd, street-hardened politician with his eyes firmly fixed on a second term, no less predatory than the hawks circling above, poised for the kill. Here is a man who will spare no effort in hounding dissent into silence, as evidenced by the long queue of governors defecting from rival parties into the warm, consolidating embrace of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC).
When we speak of control, let’s not be naïve. Nigerian presidential elections have long been less about the will of the people and more about the whims of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), a body whose "independence" is more fiction than fact, and a small cadre of political kingmakers. Within that matrix, Tinubu still holds the reins with steely command and will almost certainly script the final act of this unfolding drama. It’s a foregone conclusion, unless, of course, the masses strike up a new anthem, or a coherent, credible opposition finds its voice and rhythm.
But those cobbling themselves into alliances to dethrone the president come burdened with their own baggage of failed stewardship. They owe Nigerians the unpaid debt of responsible governance, carried over from their stints as governors, senators, federal lawmakers, ministers, ambassadors, and military brass.
Tinubu, too, must settle his own ledger with the people, one measured in good governance, not just political conquest. Should the opposition coalitions find harmony and purpose, should they rise above their mutual distrust and petty grievances, they may well emerge as a formidable threat to the president’s second-term ambition.
This is the point it all gets so interesting:
“It’s all about pain and who’s gonna make it
I’m the game, you don’t wanna play me
I’m control, no way you can change me
I’m heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I’m the pain, no way you can take me
I’m the pain, and I know you can’t take me”
Politics bears its own peculiar shades of pain when the right choices aren’t made or the right alliances fail to crystallise. If Tinubu is indeed the game, the real deal, then how do the coalitions plan to outmanoeuver him, to rewrite the script he so masterfully directs? Should he decide to get his hands dirty in a bid to retain power, the pain may well be visited upon the many.
With INEC and a host of key institutions effectively under his grip, and given that a lion does not suddenly shed its instincts to become a leopard, what hope do his challengers have of restraining him when the stakes are highest? When push comes to shove, will they be able to blunt the claws he has spent a lifetime honing?
Make no mistake: he will become a thorn in the flesh, no, a searing pain in the butt, of the leaders of the emergent coalitions, particularly the ADC, that fledgling sanctuary for battered politicians coalescing under the banner of vengeance, all eager to seize the levers of state power. But when Tinubu begins to peel back his layers of tactical ruthlessness, will they have the spine to endure the pain he’s primed to unleash?
Two strategic moves could swing fortune in favour of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) or any emerging coalition: first, persuade Peter Obi, the Labour Party’s presidential candidate in the last election and the face of the vibrant Obedient Movement, to hoist the ADC’s presidential flag in 2027.
Second, rally behind former President Goodluck Jonathan, widely hailed both at home and abroad as a man of peace, who sacrificed more for the North than he did for his native South-South. Presenting him as a consensus candidate for the ADC or any coalition could very well turn the wheels of fortune.
These two men alone seem to embody the hopes and collective yearnings of Nigerians today, even though Jonathan is often criticised for lacking the bite to combat the corruption hydra. I’m sure he’s learned a great deal since his presidency.
Peter Obi’s appeal lies in his prudent management of resources and his unyielding vision of what ought to be. Goodluck Jonathan’s strength rests in his commitment to peaceful coexistence, his knack for assembling firebrand technocrats, and his steady repositioning of the country through stellar policies—such as local content development, federal character compliance in appointments, and bold infrastructural strides.
Of course, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar’s ambition to become president is his constitutional right. However, at this juncture, the spirit of the unwritten gentleman’s agreement on power rotation still favours the South for another term. Should the coalition resolve to field Atiku Abubakar as their flag bearer, regardless of the platform, they must be prepared to secure every single vote come 2027. The rest, as they say, would be history. And it’ll be a game well-played.
So, it’s time to play the game!